my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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