Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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