Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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