whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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