I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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