twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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