i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
