i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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