Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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