just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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