They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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