Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
nutella sex= disaster
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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