Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i came on her dog
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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