I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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