bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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