fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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