idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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