quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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