You work out of a Hotel?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
My vagina is officially offended.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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