And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
