I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
