but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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