I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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