Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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