I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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