I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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