Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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