with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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