I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
