Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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