we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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