so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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