she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Bring me that man meat
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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