Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.