I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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