Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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