hell yes lets make some ravioli
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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