sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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