I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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