Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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