So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
tell me about the eggs
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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