wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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