what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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