oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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