I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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