Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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