He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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