why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Bring me that man meat
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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