I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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