I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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