I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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