Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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