i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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