whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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